I'm in my office scraping my
lecture notes together when a thought strikes me and I decide at that
very moment to teach a surprise class on Soren Kierkegaard in today's
philosophy 210 lecture. I'll blow my undergraduates' minds with the
dizziness of freedom I'll take my little disciples to the roof-top of
the hulking cancer center and have them all stand on a line made of
duct tape. I'll walk along behind them and show them that they can
easily keep their place, even with a little push. Then I'll tell them
to walk to the very edge of the building, to step over the short wall
and put their toes on the concrete edge, twenty-seven stories above
the filthy city. I know that only a few will be brave enough to walk
to the edge.
And only a few are.
The ones who don't look more
terrified than the ones who do. Stephanie Grayson looks away with her
hands on her face like a pair of horse blinders.
“Why is she anguished?” I
ask. Below, the cars look like cells in blood vessels. “We know
they won't fall.” I point to Jessica, on the ledge. “And she's on
the edge but isn't upset.”
“Because it shows us how close
death is,” a student says.
“Yes,” I say, “because
beyond the edge is oblivion, doom, and it's around us, all the time,
but we don't want to see it.” From the roof it feels like the earth
curves away from me and I think I can even a catch a sliver of the
ocean, a ripple on the horizon. “But that's not the whole story.
The reason Stephanie cannot go to the edge is because she is both
drawn to it and dreads it. The edge exposes her utter freedom, the
freedom to die, to self-destruct, or ... continue living. With one
step Jessica can kill herself, without a doubt. Do you want to kill
yourself Jessica?”
Without warning a sharp gust of
wind swirls and rips across the top of the building. Several students
gasp and the three on the edge jerk back. It snags a baseball cap off
Jason's head and for many moments, silent, we watch it flutter,
tumbling visor over cap, to the street. I call them back from the
edge.
"They put my hand in a vise...
It's the size of a
fucking cantaloupe"
“There's the other side,” I
say, “One step away, and our freedom to go there terrifies us. We
can always put a barrel in our mouth and pull the trigger, or drink
the drain cleaner, but here just a whim is enough. I've only
highlighted our freedom.” I wait for a moment, for the concept to
absorb. “Kierkegaard exemplified anxiety as this,” I march to
the edge, plant my feet on it and lift one foot up, my hands, palms
up and widespread, as if saying it's nothing. Stephanie covers her
face, muffling a wail. The other students gape. “The 'dizziness of
freedom',” I say. “Who wants me to jump?”
A couple of the boys have horrid
shocks on their faces, but one smiles shaking his head.
“Doctor McKinsey. Please stop
it,” Stephanie says, nearly crying.
I give a dramatic pause and step
from the edge. “But Kierkegaard also said that whoever learned to
be anxious correctly, had learned the ultimate.” I stroll to the
students. “Will anyone posit a guess on what that means?” Nobody
volunteers. “Well, he didn't mean you can learn how to jump and
survive.” Jessica flicks her hand up from her waist. I point to
her.
“He could have meant that
living well requires acknowledging your freedom for both improvement
and self-destruction.”
“Acknowledging. Or mastering it
perhaps?” I raise my eyebrows.
I meander back to the humanities
building, smiling over all the shocked faces. Ihead to the break room
down the hall from my office. I stand in front of the plate glass
windows that make up two sides of the room, and survey the city.
Houston traffic crawls along 249 and Route 45.
“Hi Stockton,” a colleague,
Alison, says to me. She's nice. And she's weak, and she's not quite a
colleague.
“Ally,” I say. She
isn't the youngest tenured professor in the humanities department's
history. She says something back, or so I think, I'm not paying her
much attention.
The automatic coffee maker drips
and I pour cream and sugar into a mug while absentmindedly watching a
crew dig up the asphalt on the west side of the building. They look
unreal like the little plastic figurines on the football game that my
brother, David, and I played as kids. The one that vibrated, making
the players scuttle across it—another
one of the games I always won. Something in the window catches my
eye. I change to close focus and find myself looking at my reflection
in the smoked glass. There's something strange, I think, about my
face. My reflection peers back with a flat expression, but I swear
there's an ever so slight smirk behind it.
Not having time to wait for the
carafe to fill, I pull it from the machine and slosh coffee into my
mug. A stream of brown, thin liquid hisses on the hot plate. Alison
looks up from the paper. I smile and bop my eyebrows.
“Listen to this,” Alison
says. “This guy got twenty-two years for robbing a convenience
store. He didn't even have bullets in his gun. The owner tackled him
after he pulled the trigger, repeatedly.”
I snort, recalling as kids when
David and I would play bank robber; how, when it was my turn to rob
I'd jump up on the counter and sweep the gun in a wide arc yelling
for all the trembling patrons to hit the dirt. He'd always manage to
tackle me in our imaginary parking lot but I'd always shot him well
before that. Now he and I work together. He sets up the transfers and
I don't touch a goddamn thing.
“I guess the Mexican cartels
bought up all the bullets,” Alison says.
In a business like ours one can
get busted getting too close, or as I like to say, handling tools.
No, that was for the plastic figurines of the world, those who
couldn't wield the most powerful tool in the universe: the human
brain. “The world's full of morons, Ally.”
I don't even know what we ship.
I'm just an investor, one step farther removed than David. Stockton!
David would say on the phone, there's an unbelievable
investment opportunity, his pitch rising throughout, but only
until four o'clock tomorrow. In
particular of course it was Mexican weed or Colombian coke, or maybe
the latest serotonin reuptake inhibitor or cholesterol lowering
statin, but it could have been dolls or corn for all any brain-dead
district attorney could prove beyond a reasonable doubt. And if it
ever went that far I'd be out. Simple. I'd stop. I'm opportunistic,
not greedy.
Alison huffs. “He didn't even
have a get-away car.”
“To be expected,” I say.
“People won't take the time to think things through.”
No yachts or sprawling mansions
for me, none of those entrapments. I relish having a tidy
house—cleaned
by a happy, chubby Mexican maid. On Saturdays I work from my desk all
day, eat huevos
rancheros in the
morning and chicken and rice for lunch and have linen pants and a
Guyabera pressed and ready for a night of dancing. Let me tell you,
the good life is more than just living well, it's being staunchly
creative and independent in thought and action.
“You're assuming a lot,”
Alison says.
“Huh?”
“You're assuming he had time to
think things through.”
“Yeah, yeah,” I say absently
while heading back to my office. I think about how it's only October,
two months into the semester, and I can already see the cult forming
about me. I bet Alison's jealous. I'd be if were as talentless as
her. As I enter my office, David calls and he's in a state. I have no
idea what it's all about. At first my heart pounds but then I settle
down able to make out some of it.
“I fucked up, I fucked up.”
He cries it, over and over, in monkey squeaks. I ask him if he's
alright but he won't stop his refrain. It reminds me of the time he
and I were cliff jumping and he nearly drowned. He sounded just like
this when I dragged his ass to a ledge.
“Stop blubbering!” I finally
yell. I feel like hanging up.
“We lost a shipment.”
“Don't be stupid.” He knows
better than to say that over the phone.
“I didn't tell you. I thought I
could make it up on the next trip.
“I don't know what you're
talking about.” I hang up.
I sink into a leather chair
facing my desk.
He calls right back, and he's
back to blubbering. I stand up and pace across my office.
“They put my hand in a vise,”
he says.
This freezes me. Or more
precisely, stops me in front of a plate glass window as an icy thread
winds around my intestines. My mind rushes through its metaphysical
space and it feels as if its swooping down over the toy cars and
figurines below, the way the ball-cap fluttered over the wide
boulevard. A woman, walking her toe-headed boy looks up, directly
into my mind's eye, and grins. I can't quite see her clearly but her
voluminous hair, which appears carelessly tousled from my window
reveals itself—upon
closer inspection—to
be a matted nest. Were her teeth rotted black?
“It the size of a fucking
cantaloupe,” David says. “I'm sorry. I couldn't hold out. You
have to believe me. I held out as long as I could.”
“So they want the twenty-five?”
I ask, referring to the $25,000 I gave him last month. “We'll split
it. Stop crying. I can get twelve right now.”
“I put in twenty-five myself.
I pull the phone from my ear and
stare at the drop-ceiling tiles. I'm taking deep conscious breaths. I
always carry 100 percent in reserve, obviously David doesn't. “The
best I can do is twelve today and then maybe later in the week.” I
don't tell him about the rest. I can't have my reserve down to
nothing.
“Stockton...it's a sixty-five
grand.”
“Sixty Five thousand!” My
voice carries down the hall.
It takes me a second to
translate his miserable cries. “Fifty plus interest.”
“I told you from the start, I
can't be held responsible for your—“
“That's what they need.
Sixty-five. Right now.”
I tear a leaf off a potted peace
lily.
“I ought to call Dad,” he
says.
“No!” The idea of that
bastard (with a told you so scrawled across his face) handed the
chance to come to the rescue once again, makes me nauseated. I'd bet
my frontal lobe I'd have to hear another goddamn slow and steady.
“They're going to your office
or your house. You don't deal with guys like this, Stockton.”
I say something about seeing what
I can do and hang up. I have to admit the exchange certainly elevated
my oxygen consumption. I'm surprised by the speed with which I
collect my laptop, a couple books and a notepad, shoving everything
in my briefcase before locking the door. I find myself scanning the
hallway. It's clear. When I step from the elevator and into the shiny
granite tiled lobby the security guard twists his head towards me.
Then he points at me. He's speaking to a well-dressed squat man with
a cane, no one I've ever seen. There's a moment when, the elevator
doors still open, I could jump back in. But a great portion of myself
is loathe to consider this spastic action. I am a man of forethought
not re-action, and the squat man looks to be a reasonable man of
means. He must be open to sensibility and logic. And with just a
little time I can get my share of the money.
He hustles, limping towards me,
kind of sideways, in the way a guard on a basketball team might
approach an attacking forward. He twitches his head first back to the
security guard, then down a broad hallway in front of us and next to
his cellphone on which he's pressing buttons. He's sweating heavily.
“We're going to your office,” he says, pointing to the elevator.
“I know the situation,” I
begin.
He shoos me along brushing his
hand in the air. I tell myself to appeal to his hope of recouping all
the money and to use logic. Ironically I actually feel a little
calmer seeing him in such a state. Plus he couldn't be more than 5'5”
tall. I press the up button and watch the elevator numbers on the
wall light in descending order.
“I'm sure we can come to a
satisfactory solution ... for both of us,” I say.
The man checks his watch.
Standing in front of the elevator
I watch the numbers alight and darken. The number two stays lit
longer, likely people getting off for the parking garage. Then the
first floor light illuminates with a chime and the doors open. Inside
is a colossal bald, but bearded, Hispanic man with a face like a
mastiff. He makes no move to leave. The little man says something and
I'm stepping onto the elevator. Now the door's closing. The Hispanic
man approaches the door and hits the seventeenth floor button. He's
wearing an expensive suit that looks like it's been slept in. Through
the closing doors I watch the security guard watching us. I have the
distinct impression that a world is shutting on me. For several
floors nobody says anything.
“I can get you eight grand
today,” I say.
The little man's face is
twitching. “You owe sixty-five!”
“With out a doubt I can give
you twenty, my portion,” I lie. “I'll just need a few days—”
“Today. Today by three
o'clock.” He paces with his dark wood cane, a cast metal lion head
atop it. One step back, limp, swivel, one step forward, limp, swivel.
“If David had let me know then
certainly I'd have it ready. Just give me some time to—”
“I don't have time to give.”
He rubs his hand violently down his face. The big man hasn't said a
thing and only looks on with threatening placidity.
“But we've done so much
business with you,” I say taking a guess.
“If you don't pay now then he's
going to have to start parting you out.” He points to the colossus,
but still fixing on me. “How much a kidney bring?”
“Eight thousand. Give or take,”
the colossus says in Spanish, as if it were the price of bread.
I look at the big man. His
expression hasn't changed. At least I don't think it has, but now it
looks nothing even remotely placid. I press my spine into the corner.
It feels like they're getting closer to me but I can't be sure. I can
get you forty thousand. But today, it's impossible.” I just want
the little man to calm down.
“Hey idiot! It's
sixty-fucking-five!” The little man throws up a hand and paces back
across the elevator.
A feeling, my emotional nemesis,
begins filling me: stupidity.
“How about family, friends,
anybody,” the little man says.
I shake my head, but an image of
Dad's face looms—with
his patented concerned-yet-smug expression. I realize I'm breathing
heavy and have my hands behind my back covering my kidneys.
The elevator doors open on floor
fifteen and a female undergraduate starts to climb on.
“It's under repair,” the big
man says in English and holding up a hand.
She halts and for a moment her
expression seems identical to Stephanie's from the roof. The door
closes. Now I'm certain that the colossus is closer. “Look, David
has—”
Slap! The little man swats me
across the face. “Think!”
“Now look,” I say. I feel my
chin and lips trembling.
“You keep cash in your office?”
I shake my head.
“Fucking dud,” the little man
says. “He's worse than his brother.” Furiously he rubs his hands
back and forth across the top of his head. Then he stops and wags a
finger at me. I expect him to yell but he says, “You're gonna rob a
bank,” with the musical tone of an idea just surfacing.
“No, no,” I say and look
above his head at the mesh ceiling grate.
“How the hell's he gonna rob a
bank?”
“It's either him or us,” he
says to the colossus.
“He might get us busted, man.”
“When we get back to Nuevo
Laredo either I give la Voz the sixty-five or it'll be our
kidneys they're selling.”
The door opens for the
seventeenth floor. The small man presses the first floor button, the
doors glide closed, and the elevator lurches heading down. I watch
the numbers light up. Thoughts elude me but I strain for them like a
parched man scooping water with a sieve. I hear myself saying, “No,
no, no,” while trying to connect how events in my life came to
this. The colossus has draped his arm across my shoulder and it hangs
on me like a timber. The number four lights up, then three, and then
the door is opening on the second floor and we're going to the
parking garage. A few people mope around the entrance, and I think of
saying something or yelling out. But what would I say, and where
would I go? Stockton McKinsey in hiding? To the police? What would I
tell them? My drug deals didn't go as planned?
When we enter the parking garage
the little man, with a remote, unlocks a tinted window, silver,
four-door luxury sedan. The colossus ducks into the back seat with
me. We drive in silence.
An image of David cuts through my
mind, him as a boy falling from the open door of a hay loft and onto
sun-baked dirt. He only jumped once, well not really jumped. I had
pushed him, and he ended up with a sprained ankle the size of a
grapefruit. I cast away the image. I'm breathing heavily, heaving in
and out. The air feels sharp and crisp in my lungs, as if laden with
menthol. I want everything to be over. Thoughts swim through the
murk in my head, but don't reveal themselves. The little man pulls
out a gun, a pistol, from the small of his back, and hands it back to
the colossus. Through the rear view mirror I see the little man wipe
sweat from his brow. The colossus pulls a sliding mechanism
underneath the gun barrel and it clicks. He looks into the chamber
and releases the slide. He puts the gun on my lap.
“I need a mask, or something,”
I say.
“Too late,” the little man
says.
“Get ready,” the colossus
says.
The idea of killing them both
enters my mind. But what would I do? Surely I would be caught at noon
in downtown Houston. How many people saw me leave with them? I'd
spend the rest of my life in jail. I'd do less time robbing a bank.
I'm pulling off a sock and tying it around my head at eye level but
it won't fit. “Please, your tie,” I say to colossus.
“Give him your tie,” the
small man says.
The colossus unknots his tie and
hands it to me. I tie it around my head over my eyes but have to tilt
my head up sharply to see from beneath it. The colossus pulls out a
hunting knife, long and sinister and with jagged saw teeth on the
back edge. He yanks the tie from my face and cuts two holes close
together at the fat end, and hands it back. I tie it on and it seems
to work, obscuring some of my face but offering good vision.
We stop against a curb. If you go
anywhere but directly into that bank,” the colossus says, pointing
at a red, white, and blue bank sign a block and a half away, “It's
liver, kidneys, cornea, and heart.” He thumps my chest. “If you
try to run, I guarantee we'll find you. No more university
job, no more address, no more sleeping. He pulls the tie off my head
and hands it to me, untucks my shirt, and jambs the gun into the
small of my back, behind my belt.
More than once the little man
says, “Sixty-five.”
“A bag?” I say.
I've run up to the edge, with
David and these drug shipments, and now I've got a delicate balance
to maintain, but not for long. Actually these men are my edge. Only a
fool would be convinced that to cross them would not result in just
another headless body rotting on a Mexican border town dirt road, one
more corpse added to the thousands in President Calderon's drug war—a
war that's nicely boosted my investments, until now.
From the front seat the little
man passes back a dime-a-dozen, translucent, brown bag, the kind you
get at the grocery store. I'm about to take when he pulls it back and
looks directly into me. “A well-to-do young man with all the doors
open to him. I'd of pegged you with at least one wealthy and discreet
uncle. No?” He probes my face looking for clues. “You're not cut
out for this game, Stockton. Do you even know how to hold that?” He
points to the gun. “Let's make a phone call and you can walk into
that bank with an account number instead. “We've still got three
hours.”
I can't ask Dad. I won't. I'd
rather die than further elevate his righteous superiority. This is
it, I think. This is your trial, though not the one you
expected. No jurors, no attorneys. Just you and no options.
The little man holds a phone out
for me. “Cut the charade. Make the call.”
I'm done with shipments now. I'm
out. I'll rob this bank and I'm out for good. Circumstances were
beyond my control, I tell myself. I'm not stupid, it's David fault.
“I'm my own man,” I manage.
The little man is shaking his
head. Then I'm pushed out the door. I seem to be transported to the
bank on a conveyor belt. These life trials, they happen rarely, and
only concentration, intelligence, and bravery will save you. You must
apply them with utmost intensity but only for a few moments and
you'll be able to reap the benefits for the rest of your life. Just
keep your head. You're smarter than everybody else.
Outside of the bank entrance I
crouch down and position the tie on my face. It's difficult, shaking
as much as I am. A thought occurs to me: if I pull this off, I'll
still have my $25,000 reserve. Hell, I might even get a little extra
for my trouble. This makes me chuckle. Finally the tie's in place and
I burst into the bank pulling out the gun. I don't yell anything and
at first nobody sees me. Two middle age women, housewives probably,
stand at the end of a short line, one laughing at something the other
said. On her friend's face is a genuine smile.
Slowly everything stops, the
tellers first and then the customers. Then I do it. I jump up on the
counter-top howling, just like I'd fantasized as a kid. Then I see
someone that stops me dead: Stephanie from the roof-top class this
morning. Her hands are thrust up against side of her face and she's
wide-eyed with terror, or recognition, or both, I can't tell.
I jerk my eyes from her and yell
for one of the housewives give me her I.D. “This here Mrs. Margaret
Lynch of 411 Lark Drive,” I bellow, “I'll kill all her fucking
runts. I swear on my mother's life I will. It's her you'll have to
answer to if you dare sneak-a paint bomb in the bag, or mash the
alarm! You all got me!” Margaret, the housewife is mortified. It
just all came out with out thinking. It's awfully clever though. I
make them open the vault and put in $75,000—a
little extra for me. Before I know it I'm heading out. Stephanie's on
the floor face down with the others. On the sidewalk, stuffing the
tie into a pocket, I exhale. I did it and nobody was hurt. I had no
choice. I had no choice. The sedan screeches up next to me and I'm
yanking on the back door handle with the hand holding the bag of
money, the gun in the other. But the door's not budging. The back
window motors down and the colossus' hand pops out and snatches the
bag from me. The car peels away into traffic.
I stand there stiff-armed.
Behind me someone is screaming. To my left a woman has stopped on the
sidewalk. She's frozen looking at the gun. The downtown skyscrapers
loom above me ever higher as if I'm receding from them. An image of
Stephanie's face—laughing
before the surprise Kierkegaard class—cuts
through my mind. I yearn to be her, average and free. I find myself
putting the gun barrel in my mouth. I squeeze my eyes shut and then I
squeeze the trigger. Nothing happens. A second pull and still
nothing. Click, click, click, click. Nothing. ***
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